Original by Alanis Morissette — Personalized Version by Me
I’m old, but I’m happy
I’m spoiled, but I’m kind
I’m short, but I’m healthy, Oh yeah
I smile, but I’m grounded
I’m sane, but overwhelmed
I’m lost, but I’m hopeful, baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fine
‘Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one’s giving a high five
I’m alone, but not lonely
I’m smart, but retired
I’m tired, but I carry on
I’m still, but I’m restless
I’m here, but really gone
I’m wrong, I’m sorry, baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright
‘Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is eating chocolate.
And what it all comes down to, my friend
Is that I haven’t got it figured out just yet
‘Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a peace sign
I’m free, but I’m focused
I’m a fool, but I’m wise
I’m hard, but I’m understanding
I’m sad, but I’m laughing
I’m brave, but full of $#%@
Wrinkled, but still pretty, baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet
Well, I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is planting a peony.
And what it all comes down to my friends,
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
‘Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one’s writing my story.